His Hand in Marriage
May 23, 2011
I dreamed that my husband was in a horrible accident at work and all that was left of him was his hand. It was alive though, like Thing from Adams Family.
He was completely obnoxious as a hand. It had only been one day and I was sure I wouldn’t be able to handle this for long. When I cooked, he’d keep sticking his fingers in the food. When I went shopping, he perched on my shoulder and randomly stuck his finger in my ear to make me jump. At home, he’d jump out of no where and scare the crap out of me.
It was quickly growing old. I was contemplating divorcing my husband but wasn’t sure if you could divorce just the hand of your spouse.
Finally the day came to an end and I tried to go to sleep. It was hard to sleep though because my husband kept jumping around the bed and tickling me through the covers.
I wondered if stabbing a hand to death would carry the death penalty.
-Pookieybaby
